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Dry Marriage

John: "I haven't seen Chris since college graduation. Is he married?"
Joe: "Yeah, but he's got a dry marriage. His wife doesn't give him any."
by Boo Ya Ya November 28, 2012
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Dry j

A response to a question generally meaning "I'm good". Depending on the context, it could have similar meanings stemming from the generic "no" or "no thanks".
John: Do you want the rest of my sandwich?
Ron: Nah, Dry j.
by Chrisanthamum January 3, 2013
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Dry Turkey

A person who acts unusually white/uncool, lame ect. Much like "jive turkey" just a bit worse.
"Man! you're such a dry turkey!"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"
by Jamba098 October 15, 2013
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Canada Dry

There are a few key steps to perform a canada dry
-Pour maple syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did
Max: Why the long face?

John: My wife tricked me into doing the Canada Dry.
Max: How?
John: She took the mape syrup and hid the lube while I was taking a shit
Max: Damn that's bad!
by apaver December 11, 2018
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dry run

when you masturbate without using anything but whats in your head

ex. porn, lube, etc...
by howie333 September 19, 2007
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dry docking

the act of placing two penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been circumcised and rolling the foreskin from one penis onto and over the other.
don't look! those nukes are dry docking!
by diserra July 14, 2009
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Dry Dick

A guy that thinks he has mad game, ruthlessly hits on women....and yet still never gets laid.
Hence his dick remains dry.
Usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry dick, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:

1) Wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.

2) Bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.

3) Eye fucks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice "mmm gurl, you smell sweet" (insert stupid ass pick up line here)
Oh god, here comes Chad, that dry dick wont ever stop trying to fuck me. You think if I give him $5 to get a blow job from a prostitute, he will leave me alone....?
by Melvin Milf May 16, 2011
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