Dingle-dead

When you have been sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs become numb and fall asleep.

man 1: Ahh man, i was in there so long that my legs are Dingle-dead...
man 2: Man that sucks, man, i hope you get to feeling better bro...
man 1: Thanks bro

by ZombieBoxHeadMan May 22, 2015

Dingle

Short for dingleberry. Little ball formed from shit particles that gets stuck in your ass hair. a.k.a Chris

Chris is such a dingle.

by Dinglesunited June 2, 2015

dingle

1: Penis.
2: An insult
3: A person who is an asshole.

At the end of the hot tub scene, all of the guys got out and started playing with each others' dingles.
DAMMIT! GET BACK HERE YOU DINGLE!
That dingle goes around DDoSing YouTubers.

by ILoveDingle June 17, 2015

dingle

dingle is a person or object that may be doing something annoying or unreasonable. like when your phone is being slow or your friend is too busy to hang out with you, they are being a dingle.

Friend: "i wont do your homework for you"
You: "your such a dingle"

by jacqueline.a.m (JAM) December 2, 2016

Dingle-Hopper

little berries that hop around inside you after you eat them! yummmmmmmm!!!
also you can call someone this at school and they will think your on drugs but its ok bc you can also use it as an inside joke so your friends will laugh... you can put your own meaning behind it.

Ahhh! That dang Dingle-Hopper makes me want to puke!
Hes one ugly Dingle-Hopper!

by mmmmmmmmmmo0ooooooooooommmmmmm November 27, 2018

dingle chunk

An old hillbillied dingle chunk that nobody can understand.

Boy shut your mouth you sound like a dingle chunk I can't understand you!

by Emoney32 July 28, 2017

Dingle slime

Slime that come out of the wiener. Not cum but a thick smelling paste.

Ahhh I’m not touching your wiener you have dingle slime.

by Shady Spice October 11, 2018