David

A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.

Random kid: Is David picking his nose over there?
Me: Yeah he's weird as fuck

by Trippie69Redd September 10, 2018

David

David is a fatass Asian and mexican who plays Fortnite all day and says he has a girlfriend but any time he meets a new girl says thats his Girlfriend.

I wished David would leave me alone.

by ARI didsngteruyt September 18, 2018

David

David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.

"I think I will steal those cocktail glasses from the bar and be like David"

by imagine that May 17, 2018

David

A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.

Girl: David you suck.
David: (Makes some stupid joke)

by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018

david

he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING

"HEY IS THAT DAVID?" I SAY
"RUN!" says dude next to me

by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019

David

A Hoe.

Yes, that's right. David is a hoe

by OrangeAugust July 21, 2019

David

David cheats on his own girlfriend and hugs other women. He is a jackass. he is fracking crazy and harasses is girlfriend. he is also a huge perv and trys to show off

David is very cruel

by David Kayeye November 5, 2019