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douche canoe

someone who is the worst person, so much that they're as bad as several douches combined
"Ugh, I really hate him."
"I know right? He's such a douche canoe."
by Bitch Canoe December 12, 2023
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concrete canoe

When using talcum powder and it drys like cement in your ass crack.
Man I had some bad swamp ass. throw powder back there and now I've got a concrete canoe.
by Hay there, that guy December 16, 2022
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Cano

A much who can build a house but can’t build a bench!
by Jung kookie July 22, 2023
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beer-cano

A reaction created by dumping a packet of Sweet & Low into someone's full beer glass. The resulting reaction is a whole lot of suds and the glass ending up almost empty by the time it is over.
The best prank I pulled yet was the beer-cano I made of Larry's glass of beer.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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Good canoe

Counselor: And in Group 1 we're gonna have Sasha, Adam, and Nick.

Sasha: Yoo!! Good canoe!
by SwagginWagon August 25, 2023
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douche canoe

a phrase to describe someone who is being mean, rude, or annoying. Often used to describe men.
Oh my god he is being such a douche canoe
by douchecanoe999 January 8, 2022
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ashley cano

she’s a great friend and i love her!!! she’s v supportive and such. anyways love u girl🔐💗😘🍀⭐️🫶🏼
by w🤟🫶🏼 May 27, 2022
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