the place everyone wishes they had a beach house. a place where having a bike is far more important than having a car. you can spend the whole day at the beach (surfing, boogeyboarding because you KNOW we got THE best surf in the world) then go mini golfing at mr. tee’s or spend the night at fantasy island. or you could spend the afternoon shopping in bay village. you could even spend the day at the water park thundering surf! if it’s a wednesday night, go grab some snacks from murphy’s and watch the concert in the park. when your hungry, lord know you want chicken or the egg wings. oh and you know that beach haven has literally the best resteraunts in the world. beach haven is the best place on earth don’t fight me on this.
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