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Aaron

So I've been reading definitions of my name only to be presented with teen girls talking about their perefect man that'll most lilely leave them in. So how about a definition from an Aaron.

Is extremely fat and constantly complains about it yet does nothing to fix it. Has cripplingly low self esteem and constantly acts edgy in order to look depressed, but constantly questions if he's attention seeking or is actually depressed.

He can't do anything on a physical level so Aaron at the athletics carnival is like a snail at a race. Aaron is kinda smart, you know I get a 90% average nothin to fancy. Aaron is extremely stubborn and uptight, he looks nice from a distance but get near him for a prolonged ammout of time and your bound to trigger him causing him to receed into a downward spiral of stress and anger.

Aaron can sorta draw good but constantly complains about a certain friend of his being better. Aaron has constantly self deprecated himself and that backfired on him because now he has an inferiority complex. Goddamnit Aaron.

Aaron tries to be funny but ultimately fails because the people he's around find dated vines from 2014 funny and don't understand his humour. Aaron is a complete social disaster. Every one used to like him, but is know the obscure weird and annoying geek who doesn't understand basic social skills. Aaron also has very different and unpopular opinions compared to others and people don't like that as he is constantly preaching them.
by A-Ron May 29, 2017
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Aaron

Sucks at fortnite, pulls brown ppl and plays COD all day
Aaron pulls no shordies ahlie broski
by Anonymous#19263 May 4, 2018
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Aaron Selzter

One of Satan's workers who, along with partner Jason Friedberg, plans on destroying the world by creating so many terrible films that it causes everyone to lose their sense of humor, thrusting everyone into a constant state of being pissed off.
"God you are fucking stupid"

"Hey, at least I'm not Aaron Selzter"
by Nick Den October 20, 2008
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Aaron Tveit

Actor on Broadway; best known for his portrayals of Fieryo Tiggular in Wicked and Link Larkin in Hairspray. Originated Gabe Goodman in Next to Normal. Where he took his shirt off. Hot damn.

A beautiful emblem of perfection from Jesus.
look at that aaron tveit, fuck jesus must love us.
by laxdeda August 16, 2010
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Aaron's Law

According the Aaron's law: Anything requiring progression or placement of any kind, that has not been attempted in any way to move one's placement down or up, defaults at nothing but the perception of the individual, who under most circumstances would state they are better than anyone, even if that's not feasibly possible, even though it remains true based on science.
Person 1: Yooo! I got a 12.5K/D ratio in that COD game! lets goooo!
Person 2: I didn't even play the game, therefore I am at the top of the leader boards and have an infinite K/D ratio.
Person 1: Fuck you, I hate Aaron's law.
by 2 time champion of virgin September 1, 2020
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Aaron Warner

Aaron Warner is the finest man to ever live. Even though he's pretty short and a murderer, I would still get down on my knees for him.
hes literally so loyal and hot and he may seem heartless (he's said that himself once) but he's such I sweetheart also LYHFML (lift yours hips for me love ) soooo um yeah.
not a single shatter me fan could say a red flag about him bc even though he did a little bad thing or a few, all the good things he did make up for everything bad he did so um to to the hand bitch.
Aaron Warner is the finest man to ever exist
by sagembhg March 26, 2023
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Aaron Goodwin

Aaron Goodwin is a ghost hunter from the Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures show.
by Jryan_raven January 24, 2015
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