dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.

Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.

by Betty Missus June 6, 2017

Wonder Weiner Wednesday

A magical weekly event celebrating the super hero Wonder Woman along with the mystical-ness of hotdogs!! Usually celebrated in the wearing of wonder woman and hotdog paraphernalia such as hotdog socks, wonder weiner t-shirts etc.

Related to The Flash Fridays and Marvel Mondays..

Person A: Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday!!!!
Person B: Thanks Bro!! Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday to you too!

by not-voldemort December 11, 2017

Pun Wednesday

A holiday celebrated on Wednesday. Invented by Reina and Isabel. Unfortunately people aren’t allowed to celebrated it but it’s inventors.

“ITS PUN WEDNESDAY”

by WierdLuckwithtwenty December 15, 2017

Oddball Wednesday

When you're having a particularly weird day, not exclusively a Wednesday, Wednesday is in the phrase because it is notoriously known as the weirdest day.
Shout out to Amy Kinley who is probably experiencing an oddball Wednesday.

*person having a weird day*
"I'm having such an oddball Wednesday"
"I know! It has been weird"

by JawlineKitkat October 5, 2016

low rage wednesday

the need to keep your anger down mid week, so that you don't kill your co workers.

The doctor, angered by the repetitive questions asked by his staff, took a deep breath, said "its low rage Wednesday" smiled, and walked back in the exam room.

by MA annonymous September 4, 2016

Unnecessary Wednesday

When you go out on a Wednesday and end up drinking more than you probably should have. Part of you feels like it was not necessary but it was, otherwise you would have waited until at least Thursday.

Sometimes written (Un)necessary Wednesday.

Kate: I am so hungover. How did dinner last night turn into drinking until 1am?

Tamara: It was Unnecessary Wednesday!

by tn July 11, 2016

Wild Wednesday's

Wild Wednesday's (not to be confused with hump day) are a day in the middle of the week meant for getting wild. Whether it's riding a bear or grabbing a drink at your favorite bar, it's what YOU bring to the table that makes it wild.

Let's go to the bar and get wild for Wild Wednesday's!

by Bruce89 May 25, 2016