assault weapon

a weapon that is fed through 30 magazine clips and that has black parts, it is blamed for everything.

"assault weapons need to be banned, they are the main cause of violence, poverty, climate change and illness"

by armedmonkey5.56 May 1, 2023

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Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.

Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

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he's got a weapon

When an young African American man gets sent back to the lobby by cops for stinkin up the street.

Nigger: *walking* I hope I don't get shot!
Cop: HE'S GOT A WEAPON! *gunshots*

by Ston3rBon3rpart2 May 12, 2023

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Weapon master2005

He is a very cool YouTuber and kind of famous in my opinion. He is a YouTuber with a big and open personality. He also edits his videos amazingly.

Hey! Did you see weapon master2005's channel?

by Why is all names taken? December 15, 2018

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A Right Near Weapon

someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility

For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or

Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast

Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon

by Jonathan Ojong September 2, 2022

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