alpha test

Testing a site, or game before it is released

Me: Did you hear? im alpha testing this game!
Friend: Omg no way, no fair that you get to test that game

by blocksterr April 11, 2017

test apparel

The cloths you put on for school when you know the day will be full of tests.

Usually sweatpants and a hoodie; Not very fashionable yet very comfortable.

P1: “You look like trash today”
P2: “This is just my test apparel.”

by Karsen October 16, 2017

jiggle test

when a women jiggles her huge tits to impress another one or make one jealous

hey keenan look that girls doing the jiggle test to get your attention

by nervousnelson October 22, 2017

the zain test

The Zain Test, locally originated in Durban, South Africa in the early 2000's by a group of school kids. Named after one of the guys in the group. It is the test of fidelity and loyalty of a guy's female partner.

Traditionally, a guy would ask another guy (The Zain of his friends), ie: the most charming or persuasive and successful in seducing women, to test his Girlfriend to see how faithful she is to said guy.

It has evolved since then and can also be a test to measure the promiscuity of a woman.

Lets give Angela The Zain Test

by CatStevensEvens March 8, 2017

School test

A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.

Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.

by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

Animal Testing

Animals get harmful chemicals tested on them just so us humans can have our ✨✨✨PrEtTy GiRlY gIrL mAkEuP bEcAuSe It'S sO iMpOrTaNt✨✨✨!!! No. Most common animals tested are mice, bunnies, guinea pigs, cats, and beagels. Now you think they might just like put the power on them and then wash it off, NOPE YOUR WRONG. They go and use the stuff to test on animals which ends up hurting them and possibly killing them. This world is messed up.

1. The creator just dumped moat of there animal tested bathroom stuff

2. Head and Shoulders do Animal Testing :(

by ·KaitlynnKrumble· June 19, 2021

test amnesia

Forgetting all of the questions on a test right after you've taken it. Can be seriously annoying to test crammers hoping to get a preview for the questions/subjects covered on the exam.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what was on the math test today? I'm taking it next hour."
Guy 2: "I dunno, I'm suffering from some serious test amnesia..."
Guy 1: "C'mon, not even one question?"
Guy 2: "Nah man my brain is numb... I think I just need a blunt and a nap."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's finals for you."

by greeneggsandweed January 16, 2013