The bagel treatment

To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel

That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2023

Hardware store treatment

This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.

The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.

I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!

by Richter Ass December 13, 2023

Bean Sprout Treatment

The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.

Let's try the Bean Sprout Treatment.
Hell no man what the fuck!?

by Epicman73 September 11, 2023

The Boruto Treatment

Treating a new Series as the Naruto fandom did to the boruto series.

Man: Wow, this show isn't as good as i thought it was.

Man2: Well atleast it didn't get The Boruto Treatment.

by Arafary September 17, 2023

Hot ass oil treatment

Pissing hot ass lava

Joel had unprotected sex with Keisha on the first Saturday of October two weeks later he was pissing an hot ass oil treatment from his urethra

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Derek Treatment

To give someone the silent treatment, and when not doing this, treating them as if they have autism.

"But fr why are you guys giving me the Derek treatment?"

by CoachFrank69 October 1, 2023

faja treatment

When you make a new Wow character that is the new meta and the guild funnels you gear over the dumb hunters of the raid

Faja always gets the faja treatment over the other people in raid.

by taddhunter August 14, 2023