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Lift Support

A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!
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support scammer

Usually a Indian scammer that pulls words out their ass and put on a very bad american accent in order to scare you to make you pay large sums of money (like $100 for one time fix lol). These Indian scammers have no idea how to fix a computer (Or a calculator) and can't speak English at all.
Guy 1: Need help?
Guy 2: Nah i'll call tech support.
Guy 1: Make sure it's not one of those Indian bastards, they are support scammers.
by 54321man June 6, 2018
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DS (Douchebag Supporter)

1. The opposite of a hater
2. To support something or someone excessively that could be considered overrated
Shawn is a total DS (Douchebag Supporter) when it comes to Call of Duty

Shawn : You are just a hater Call of Duty is the greatest of all time

Jason: No you’re a total DS (Douchebag Supporter)
by JayBeck64 June 10, 2018
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National Day Maker/#1 Supporter Day

July 14,A day dedicated to your day makes and #1 supporters!
Thank you for being my #1 supporter,Happy National Day Maker/#1 Supporter Day!
by *~.QueenPeriodt.~* July 14, 2019
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emowtional support

Encouraging "I feel for ya" or "you got this" words, soothing/reassuring companionship, etc. dat you give someone who hates cutting da grass.
It always helps if several people gather around to give someone emowtional support during said boring/laborious lawn-trimming task, but of course it works even better if each of said attendants also takes a turn at pushing da machine. Even more extra points if said assistants being their own turf-choppers, as well, so dat several people can have at said expansive Greenacres at once, and thus da vegetation-shortening task gets done in record time.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
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Emotional support duck

An inside joke that you make with someone that you really care about
Hey, I’m now your emotional support duck.

Ok
by Idek anymore tbh November 12, 2019
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Support Sock

The sock someone with a micropenis uses to make themselves look better endowed.
"Oh man, I can't wear a speedo! I forgot my support sock!!!!"
by Nunyabizynas March 5, 2019
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