silent comma

opposite of an oxford comma; an invisible comma

I can't believe I got marked off a point for this silent comma!

by linguisticautistic.com June 15, 2017

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The silents

The silents, not silenCE as most people get wrong. Are creature from a sci-fi show named doctor who. They are tall and basically indescribable, mostly because you forget them rovht after looking away from their weird face. They have electricity that they can kind of "shoot" out of their fingers. Just make sure you have a marker with you at all times to mark down how many you see. Good luck, and remember, don't forget!

There it was the silents, I knew that if I looked away I wouldn't remember.

by Oswin November 10, 2017

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Jakshknoggin (silent jaksh)

Means noggin or brain.

Like oh wow Daniel, you really used your Jakshknoggin (silent jaksh) to figure that out. I’m so proud of you!

by Emdawg12 February 19, 2018

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Silent fartner

When someone else farts, to deliberately let go of a silent but nasty one under the other's name.

Dude, that's not my smell! You're not trying to be my silent fartner, are you?

by qejiem September 7, 2016

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silent boner

The feeling one gets when you feel a boner coming on in a crowded area, and become extremely shy and unable to speak.

We were at the party and things were going well, but when the girls came over, we got silent boner.

by Word Master Slappyhands June 1, 2016

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Silent surprise

The act of when a small group of people are hanging out, and one person let’s out a silent but deadly fart without letting anyone else in the group know it was them.

David: *farts silently*

Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”

Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”

by S-Renee June 5, 2020

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