September 10th

September 10th is national suck dick day! If uu have a bf feel free to suck his dick. If uu single hook up wit someone and give him head or a blow job.

Mate #1: I’m going to my bf house today to treat him 😏.
Mate #2: What’s the occasion?
Mate #1: Today is September 10th! National suck dick day! Do uu live under a rock?

by pEriOdD! July 2, 2020

September 28th

A very stressful day of the year where you clown the entire day over Larry and check Twitter every five minutes even though you know nothing will happen but there’s always the slight possibility so you do anyways.

Oh my god it’s September 28th tomorrow!
Ahhh I’m clowning already 🤡

by Parmaham28 September 28, 2020

September 8

Give him/her a chance.

September 8

by Tomas the dank engine September 6, 2022

September 9th

September 9th is international Baloomba day. You celebrate the birthday of Baloomba and eat cake.

Today is September 9th! That means it’s international Baloomba day, Let’s go and eat some cake!

by Baloomba’s birthgiver September 7, 2022

September 20th

If you're born on September 20th you're an amazing person who deserves more than life can give

they're born on September 20th? they must be perfect

by TheTruthfulSHADO December 8, 2021

September 6th

Memorial cookout day, ask your parents to cook for Memorial Day

Me: mom can you cook
Her: why?

Me: It’s September 6th

by daysofmonths September 6, 2021

September 15th

September 15th is National hanging out day. Go hang out with your friends dude.

Guy 1: We should hang out bro!
Guy 2: why? I got stuff to do.
Guy 1: because it’s September 15th!
Guy 2: Ohhhhh. Yeah we should hang out.

by TriggerJug September 6, 2021