smelly pussy

a pussy that smells like fat shit and you eat it and get aids

guy1: hey you have a smelly pussy

girl1: lick my shit

by mynameisguanquagmire June 24, 2023

smelly snare drum

Farting on someone’s bare belly.

I was laying out getting a tan at the beach when some weirdo plopped down on my belly and quickly gave me a smelly snare drum.

by Justbsayin February 25, 2023

smelly jake

Dirty privates, uncleansed genitals.

Man, that dude has a smelly jake.
Wow she needs to do something about that smelly Jake.

Clean your act up, including that smelly Jake.
Your pot stinks worse than a smelly Jake.

by JD smell February 27, 2023

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

Smelly nigga fallacy

The smelly nigga fallacy is the logical fallacy of asserting a claim so stupid it turns you into a nigger, therefore invalidating said claim and all the future claims.
This fallacy can’t be refuted.

John says : « LGBT is a good thing »
John’s claim is objectively bullshit and falls under the smelly nigga fallacy.

by Smelly negroid March 28, 2023

smelly bum

a word used to describe really smelly idiots

hey smelly bum!

by mysticalban January 19, 2023

Smelly Kid

That one kid in school who never fucking showers and smells like cat piss

Kid 1:Bro the teacher put me with Jimmy for the project

Kid 2: Bro isn't that the smelly Kid

Kid 1: Yes he smells like acctual shit and I think he pissed himself.

by Shadowless43 January 28, 2023