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runner upper

A “crew chief” that cannot fly with the aircraft that he’s supposed to be in charge of. A total loser, a stepping mat. A loser.
Look at that 15R over there, he’s such a runner upper. Don’t forget to salute your pilot!
by borinchulo December 18, 2020
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Runner's Tumor

This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.
Oh for fuck's sake - said Einstein - my Runner's Tumor is trashing my brain again!
by breadakita December 21, 2020
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runners film

The white stuff that forms on your lips while running
I had a bad case of runners film after my run today. I wiped my lips with a napkin after, and there was a lot of film that came off.
by MSBulldog70 October 29, 2020
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Olympic Runner

by ChingChongYourCatIsGone January 14, 2021
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White girl runner

Basic lifted with black rims white 4runner driven by a white girl
Hey look there's another white girl runner
by Carrrrrriieee February 11, 2021
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Glen Runners

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.
Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.
by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021
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Runner's groove

When you're running, and the song you're listening to on your Ipod is really good, so you bust a move when no one's looking.
Tony goes for his morning jog, and is listening to an upbeat pop song. When it gets to the chorus, he swerves his head from side to side, attempting the Runner's groove.
by outerspacegrrl July 31, 2012
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