swaylay nonce

a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore

person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal

person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist

by ardarr lollar ardarr lollar February 17, 2020

Nonce

a word used to describe someone who people consider dumb or unintelligent

"Dude why are you Such a Nonce, stop falling down the stairs"

by SmartMan42069 February 17, 2020

nonce

a nonce is where someone is attracted to little kids their name would usually tend to be sam miller

Oh look at sam
Hes a BIG NONCE

by symlolllllllllll February 20, 2020

Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020

Blondie nonce

A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.

Your such a jake. Blondie nonce

by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

Nonce

Nonces are an essential part of British culture ,we've had multiple nuns phenomenons over the decades, the bald nonce the vape nonce
But I think we can all agree that Louie ryan is the biggest nonce

Did you know that Jim supports westham
Oh no he's a nonce

by SRC Studio's June 8, 2020

Nonce

John Farley

likes kids under the age of 5. Nonce.

by tiny Taylor June 21, 2020