Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.
by accuratedefinitonmaker July 27, 2023
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by Mike Hanson August 24, 2023
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I found him one night on the ground of my street and I found more and more
I found him one time down my window
I found him mornings in the cafe
I found him cycling near the river
I found his books behind Le musee
I found him trying to scare me so often
I found a wolf
An elephant and more
I found him coming into my belief
I found him behind sunglasses
I found him here
How did I find him and why
I let now my questions
Nelson George
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by Coris August 30, 2023
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To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.
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Get the Nelson primary school, Whitton mug.Nelson is one of those people that’s so horny with males and females. When you meet a Nelson, he will be very shy at first. But when you get to know him he will abuse the hell out of you. His friends make fun of him because of he’s acne. He has more acne than friends.
by Iver6ers October 20, 2019
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