Kansas City Bopper

It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.

I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Kansas City Sizzle

When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.

Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.

by Hot Franklin March 4, 2023

Kansas City Slider

When a man cums in your mouth at the wrong angle, and it shoots out of your nose.

I came so hard I gave her a Kansas City Slider

by anonymous June 3, 2024

Kansas City drought

The sexual act of setting her pubes on fire then shoving it her ass and shouting “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore Toto”

Dude last night we did the Kansas city drought and now I think I’m in love

by Allrightythennn January 23, 2023

Kansas Somersault

Partner 1 lays on their back outside, preferably nude. Partner 2, also nude, performs a somersault, while urinating, over Partner 1. Usually performed in a open field on a sunny day.

Danielle and I were having a picnic in the park on a nice summer day when she asked for a Kansas Somersault.

by Dickblowcheese May 24, 2025

Kansas bath

When you get into a bath tub with 4 men from Texas and they pee on you.

“Have you talked to Phoenix recently? She told me she got a Kansas bath last week!”

by Burlykansasbear April 30, 2024

Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.

I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'

by MorgBorg February 11, 2024