tampon junkie

A person who always is in possession of way to many tampons or feminine products. A person who always has tampon falling out of bags, purses, and pockets at awkward times. When seen at a store such as CVS or Riteaid, they will excecivley buy tamps.

Stacey: Hey i think you might have a problem with buying too much tampons.

Suzzie: No i dont! Your crazy!

Stacey: Sometimes I think your such a tampon junkie!

by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

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birth junkie

A person who can't seem to get enough of anything related to birth. (i.e. stories, photos, videos, etc.)

In high school all Britney could talk about was cheerleading, but now that she has had a baby she has turned into a total birth junkie.

by RustyBuddha August 14, 2010

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spec junkie

Any person overly concerend with the specifications of a product, to the point of being anal-retentive. They are a salesperson's worst nightmare. Often observed asking the same questions multiple times over, because they believe the salesperson is lying to them. And therefore is trying to catch them doing so. Occasonally, them become so engrossed in the specifics of a product, they lose sight of the most essential information.

"This helmet, has a dual-internal venting system...its made of a high density, polycarbonate...designed to take impacts of up to 200km/h...has a up-to-date Snell rating...has a fully removable lining, designed to wisk away moisture...it's".

"And guess what? You DUMB-ASS, SPEC JUNKIE! It doesn't fit your head properly!"

by D. Gould July 9, 2006

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Vacuum Junkie

Someone that gets high from sniffing dirt in vacuums.

I get brain freezes from being a vacuum junkie.

by BrigadierNerd March 8, 2013

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garbage junky

A drug addict who is so shot out and desperate that he/she will ingest practically anything in order to get high.

Only a garbage junky would try to smoke celery leaves sprayed with Raid to see if it gets him high.

by Money$hotGun June 27, 2019

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Trauma junkie

Someone that does not want you to get hurt, but wants to be there when you do get hurt

EMT's love working on people that are injured, like car wrecks and trauma, theydo not wish someone to be involved, they just enjoy being there if it happens. They are a trauma junkie.

by EMT Papu May 25, 2020

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