January 23

These people born on this day is amazing, special and you never want to lose them.

People born on January 23rd are legends.

by Malory Thomas October 16, 2020

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January 3rd

International kiss your girlfriend day.

"Hey it's January 3rd, go kiss your girl", exclaimed Dathenen.
"But I don't have a gf, I want to end it all", cried Segway.
"NO BITCHES?💀💀💀", shouted Dathenen.
"L BOZO + L RIZZ", laughed Dathenen.

by _____CHOSEN_ONE_____ January 3, 2023

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January 14

National ask your crush out day and they have to say yes

You: Hey you know what today is ?
Your crush: Yea, it’s January 14.
You: Well yea but no, it’s National ask your crush out day !
Your crush: Oh really now I didn’t know that.
You: Yea but since that is today I have to ask u something...
Your crush: Yea what is it ??
You: Will you go out with me?
Your crush: No sorry
You: but it says you have to say yes ..
Your crush: Ok fine. Your lucky I kinda like you back. 😏

by January 14 November 15, 2020

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January 2nd

Ask any boy named Lucas,Dylan,Charlie,Mason for anything and they have to give it to u

Me: Dylan give your bike
Dylan: No why

Me: its January 2nd

by asethic_helper December 31, 2020

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Damp January

A lesser version of dry January for those of us with less willpower or need to celebrate special events or just want a drink!

Me: I’ll have a dirty martini

Friend: I thought you were doing dry January?
Me: I’m doing Damp January.... not completely dry but not soaked as usual

by LizzyGlo January 7, 2021

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