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Nicotine Goblin

A nicotine goblin is a term used to describe person addicted to products containing nicotine such as cigarettes, but especially vapes and pens.
These people turn into nicotine goblins when facing forced withdrawals, usually from misplacing their vape.
Billy: Holy hell Jessica’s apartment was trashed.

Tony: She’s been tearing the place apart

looking for her vape, that girl is a nicotine goblin.
by Wannabatonda zuglooch February 22, 2023
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badge goblin

A dude that cares way too much about Discord badges, and tries to get them in every way possible, like selling or buying them.
Wow new badge all these badge goblins will be eating this thing up!!!
by tvrhd2022 May 17, 2023
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girth goblin

A short man with an absolute tree trunk of a cock.
Danny Devito might seem small in stature, but below the waist, he's definitely a girth goblin.
by Rokia Lee March 9, 2020
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Turf Goblin

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.
Man my dad is such a turf goblin.
by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020
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goblin moon

A very spiteful showing of a posterior, specifically belonging to a goblin.
Charface Charlie spitefully showed his goblin moon to the snobby harbor master.
by AlemCato July 21, 2020
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Goblin Cleaver

A squash racket - the most fearsome weapon known to man. It is wielded by only the most fearless, and can only be activated while screaming.
'I activate the Goblin Cleaver... NYAAAAAAAAAAHHRRGHHHHHHHHH'
by chestergie October 13, 2020
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Bench Goblins

Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”

“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
by Swos July 13, 2022
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