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eating the flesh of humans

you eat flesh, basically being a cannibal
somebody: i have been eating the flesh of humans.
somebody else: ok.

somebody: *s̶͎̣͗́̀̽̄̈́͘͠t ̩̭̲͇͍̀͌̀͐ͅa ̡̜͖͔̺͍̥̥̬̳͖͚͖̂͒̏͠r ̨̼͔͕̣̱͇͒̊͋͊̄̅̒͛̏̏͐̿͊e ̱͍̥̻̟̰̹̯̥͊̈́̒̾̔̈́̃͑̕̚ş̶̢̯͎͈̖͊́̃̉̏͐̔̃͊̚͘͝*
by YOUAREALONE9999 August 8, 2021
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Flesh tube shimmy

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.
by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021
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Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.
by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021
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Flesh Martini

Sexual act: cleansing your partner's perineum by repetitively tonguing the area between their anus and scrotum/vulva.
He always wants a second round after he cleans me up with a Flesh Martini.
by ErectCabbage June 30, 2021
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Flesh pizza

Term referring to the male or female genetalia
After the movie we went home and she gave up her flesh pizza

She wanted the back door delivery of my flesh pizza
by friendofchickenslave August 19, 2013
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flesh trench

A slang term for a large vagina as defined by a group of young males durring the 1990's on vancouver island, canada. Also known as a "meat ditch"
"dude, i went home with that chick from the bar and when i got into her panties she had a massive flesh trench bro."
by deadfishv September 21, 2013
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firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013
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