floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

floating mushrooms

A jellyfish

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.

by Fep October 14, 2023

Floating Cupcake

A cupcake that floats mid air and upon ingesting, renders one unconscious.

Trish was excited at the sight of floating cupcake because she had not slept in many days.

by Team Dynomite January 22, 2024

Texas Tape&Float

Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.

I think that Texas Tape&Float left you a mark

by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024

Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

Float

Go to / come to (irish slang)

Float my gaf (Come to my house), Float dublin (come to dublin)

by Fuckwhoevertookmyname January 11, 2023

floating point arithmetic

something to spare your computers of doing whenever possible

dont you fucking dare put floating point arithmetic in that function, change the variables

by choco_loco November 21, 2023