Don's Pants

A mild expletive, on the order of darn or gosh. Etymology unknown. Regional. Usage limited to greater Cincinnati.

Don's pants, this pumpkin spice latte is tasty!

Don's pants, Aaron Rodgers just can't get along with his family!

by Manhattan Word Man September 18, 2020

Don's Pants

Mild expletive, like gosh or darn. Regional. Specific to pockets of the Midwest, particularly the Cincinnati area. Etymology inconclusive, though possible origin is from Cincinnati native and professional baseball player and manager Don Zimmer, who famously brawled with Boston player Pedro Martinez during the 2003 American League Championship Series, an event which caused his pants to fall down.

Don's pants, this is a good pumpkin spice latte!

Don's pants, my garage is on fire!

by NightHawkHat September 25, 2020

Half a-don

Not a hard-on but half way there "half a-don"

Girl 1: omg thought he was fully keen never got past half a-don girl 2: well definetly wasn't don-key

by Redbeard89 October 8, 2011

ted don

Ted don is the urge you get after drinking a can of doctor pepper making you want to eat the can after to get all the taste and flavour out of your money

Bro i bought a can of doctor pepper last night and totally ted doned it

by Mr rando 69 January 12, 2023

HERRON DON

Is the one who conquered the world.

Christopher Herron is the only HERRON DON in existence.

by HERRON DON January 13, 2023

papa don

A man who has one of the girthiest/longest cock in the world

That guys a papa don

by Don don69 July 4, 2021

Wicked Don

Someone that is more wicked than a wicked badman

Cameron is a wicked Don
Andrew is not a wicked don

by Crimson Slayze September 3, 2022