It’s Derek

Its what you call a man who’s Dick your sucking on your knees when after daydreaming you snap back to reality and forgot who’s dick it belongs to.

“ I wonder who will be at the family reunion? Oh shit I’m sucking this guys dick but who’s dick is it? Ok girl down and then look up……oh look, it’s Derek”

by Franleen February 26, 2023

dirty Derek

very gay sex with a close family member while singing bible verses to each other.

hey bro I just gave dad a dirty Derek!

by mark dodds February 15, 2023

Derek

a man with asda bags made of steel

derek smacked my ass with his asda bags

by bumbumlord February 16, 2023

Dereking

Dereking is when someone takes pictures of girl, particularly in her privates, without her consent.

Person 1: "Hey, do you wanna do some Dereking with me?"
Person 2: "No man what the hell that's stalking!"

by Yavchad January 15, 2024

derek natale

really sexy guy who is a huge fan of green day and eats brownies all the time. HATES the eagles.

Damn, Derek Natale is looking hot as fuck today!!

by superdupermeganerdemoji January 21, 2024

Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

Derek

A one of a kind unique thinker, who has an amazing body, breath taking eyes , and a mysterious side girl's can't refuse. He is smart, sweet, and is everything a man should be .

I loved getting to know Derek.

by Stacysaurus911 April 21, 2023