get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

hide the crumb

When you hide congealed semen in a man’s urethra.

It hurts when I pee because last night my gf and I played hide the crumb

by TheBluexRanger January 16, 2023

Crumbs

Repealment for "Oh F***"

"Oh Crumbs

by QWERTER-QWERT October 25, 2023

Crumb down

The feeling of guilt after you eat a whole pack of biscuits (or cookies) in one sitting.

I was only going to have one cookie but I couldn’t stop. All I have left is crumbs and guilt. I’m on a crumb down

by Jmeadows1992 October 28, 2023

to crumb

(verb) the act of leaving crumbs behind

to crumb means:
oops i crumbed!
omg she crumbed on the table
oh look she’s crumbing

by thatcrumbinggal October 30, 2023

Crumb

(V.)

The action of orgasming so hard that your semen solidifies. The orgasm feels as if passing a kidney stone, hence the term crumb Most of the time crumbing leaves cuts on the urethra, leading to major blood loss. Many people who have experienced crumbing, say that it made the orgasm better despite the major injury. In some cases you may be able to weaponize your penis and shoot your crumb at people to induce serious damage.

Billy: omfg I am about to crumb.
Bobby: Oh no, that’s very dangerous. I might be able to use that delicious, bloody crumb as seasoning for my food.
Billy: *crumbs*
Billy: Darn, my urethra is now bleeding due to my crumby orgasm.

by TheCrumbMan January 1, 2024

tp crumbs

The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.

OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.

by Tretull31 December 3, 2022