Hate crime Wednesday

“Hate crime Wednesday” is a day that occurs every week in which all hate crimes are legal

Dan: hey faggot
Bob: woah! Dude you can’t say that

Dan: it’s hate crime Wednesday

by Lunathebitch August 2, 2022

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Crime Slut

A criminal, a person of disrepute that does not care where, when or who they offend against or where they commit crime. They travel across state, districts and areas slutting their way around and are often wanted by multiple police forces.

That Keeta, she is a real crime slut. She has been everywhere lately, stealing and breaking into houses everywhere.

by LaurieCurrie June 13, 2022

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late crime

When you are so egregiously late for an appointment or event that it is considered criminal.

Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.

Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

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Crime Minister

Infamously used for Shehbaz Sharif who was released on bail for well-documented family-led corruption case also happens to be the Prime Minister of Pakistan.

You gave me purpose Mr. Crime Minister. I can be a thug and lead a country at the same time.

we do not want a thug to lead our nation Crime Minister

by beginagain August 14, 2022

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Word Crimes

When you spell the same paragraph as someone else only in different spelling.
"Just keep in mind that "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spell-checker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince" - Weird Al (Word Crimes)

Behold the fall of literacy, it started with and emote and ended with a whimper. I hate these WORD CRIMES.......

by Stillwatter August 21, 2022

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