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Callum

callum millar has a tremendously large penis that he uses to absolutely destroy all the ladies with the 13inch sub with the chivken ussooooo sandwich
dam blud callum is da goat/R.I.P bobby jones/jimmycenas
by jimmycenas July 9, 2023
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Corp Callum

The deity of a certain nightclub in Sheffield, England.
Known to cause all women in a nearby radius to instantly orgasm from his impeccable dance moves.
Has been known to work his magin on unsuspecting minors.
Girl A) Did you see the moves on that guy, he really is making me wet.
Girl B) That's Corp Callum, don't fall under his spell you're only 17 until next month!!
by ItsHCS July 28, 2023
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Callum

When questioned on the topic of football, becomes as useful as an underwater fire station (Nee-Naw)
Person A- "Callum, who won the 2007 Ballond'Or?"
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct
by steve keyboard man August 2, 2023
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callum bowden smith

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.
by laxativequeen3000 September 11, 2023
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Callum 😎😈💩

Callum is rlly lovely and likes my space buns. he likes to listen when i’m sad and is my bestie and my fellow gemini twin. Big up Callum

oh wait and he’s a basic bitch with his starbucks but whatever he’s still the best.
girl one - are u tired

callum 😎😈💩 - yes can i sleep in ur space buns plz.

girl one - yes but only if u get me a starbucks bitch
by spacebuns November 25, 2021
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Callum Snee

The biggest pussy you will ever meet
He will act like the bigger one when he really isn't. Then when you hit him he will go to someone stronger and more superior than you
Big pussy
"You guys remember that guy Callum Snee, ye he's such a big pussy
by BruhMoment6ix9ine November 27, 2021
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Callum

He is a really nice boy has 20 asses and 5 penices always hot 🥵 and with girls
Oh! Callum! I'm lovin' it!
by Soap dropper, drop the soap April 22, 2022
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