A chav is someone you don't want to get involved with. If you do, you will have grand-children before the age when you even wanted your own kids. Here are the signs you will need to keep a look out for:
1. They begin to drop their T's from words.
2. They ask everyone who walks past if they have a spare fag.
3. They begin to travel around in larger groups thus to overpower us normal people.
4. No, they are right about everything because school is for idiots.
5. That tracksuit cost £200 quid mate, they often say things like this "don't look at what you can't afford".
6. They pick fights with you just for the sake of it, often by doing this "Oh don't I know you".
7. Pregnancy at a young age is a big tradition.
8. Of course they have parents to tell them to stop, but they're too busy being Chavs themselves to give a shit.
If you spot any of these points, your best bet is to run, hide or get your gun.
To report whether you have a Chav in your local area please call 111 or #Theresonestillalive@(whereyoulive).
Thanks for reading... and be safe.
1. They begin to drop their T's from words.
2. They ask everyone who walks past if they have a spare fag.
3. They begin to travel around in larger groups thus to overpower us normal people.
4. No, they are right about everything because school is for idiots.
5. That tracksuit cost £200 quid mate, they often say things like this "don't look at what you can't afford".
6. They pick fights with you just for the sake of it, often by doing this "Oh don't I know you".
7. Pregnancy at a young age is a big tradition.
8. Of course they have parents to tell them to stop, but they're too busy being Chavs themselves to give a shit.
If you spot any of these points, your best bet is to run, hide or get your gun.
To report whether you have a Chav in your local area please call 111 or #Theresonestillalive@(whereyoulive).
Thanks for reading... and be safe.
What a chav would say:
"Yes, do you wanna go in there and buy us some vodka mate"
"Oh boys, this lady said she'll get us some fags"
"Yeah this will be my 5th kid now ineh"
"Narh no luck down the jobs office today lads, it's hard yano"
"Yes, do you wanna go in there and buy us some vodka mate"
"Oh boys, this lady said she'll get us some fags"
"Yeah this will be my 5th kid now ineh"
"Narh no luck down the jobs office today lads, it's hard yano"
by Unilady16 June 24, 2016
Get the Chav mug.Person 1: Say, look at those silly little teenagers over there wearing hoodies. Person 2: Yeah! stupid chavs think that their the shit, they don’t scare us.
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Get the Chav mug.A particular stereotype of anti-social youth dressed in sportswear. The word was popularised in the first decade of the 21st century by the British mass media to refer to an anti-social youth subculture in the United Kingdom. The Oxford English Dictionary defines chav as an informal British derogatory, meaning "a young lower-class person who displays brash and loutish behaviour and wears real or imitation designer clothes". The derivative chavette has been used to refer to females, and the adjectives chavvy, chavvish and chavtastic have been used in relation to items designed for or suitable for use by chavs. Good, chavvy names could include "Charlie", "JP", and "Tom".
"HEY YOU! YE YOU, THE CHAV WITH BLACK PUFFY HAIR, A BLUE PUFFA JACKET, WANTING TO GO TO A SAD-ASS SCHOOL THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLEVER ENOUGH FOR!" exlaimed Ralph.
by FozzyHolloway January 26, 2018
Get the Chav mug.Someone who is rude, disruptive, wears fake designer brands and usually listens to grime music. They are based in the the U.K. and their headquarters is the outside of mc donald’s where they smoke their older brothers cigarettes, wearing adidas’s or nike tracksuits. If you come to england please avoid these types at all costs.
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Get the chav mug.A fat Ginger cunt called Luke, who only wears Track suits and own three pairs of the same tracksuit bottoms.
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Get the Chav mug.A male or female age ranging from 11-30 who typically spends all their time walking around parks usually around 10-12 o clock at night smoking weed and sitting in McDonald's while usually riding a mountain bike doing countless wheelies in the middle of the road wearing clothes from shops such as JD, footasylum etc. A typical chav would be wearing a full north face tracksuit with a birth face hat, a nike,a tiny Adidas or north face manbag in order to only be able to fit a shank and weed, a fake gold or silver chain, air max 95s, 97s or any nike air trainer with there tracksuit bottoms are half way down their legs. Even if not provoked in any way if u even give one look at a chav they will start on u and will want a fight. If they own a car it will usually be a Vauxhall Corsa with a engine loud enough so People in a different country could hear it.
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