Battle Horny

When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.

My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.

by Perii October 14, 2022

battle bun

A hairstyle worn by female police officers in central Minnesota. The Battle Bun is oft displayed by those with flowing locks worn in a restrained fashion while on patrol duty. The officer’s flow is pulled tightly in a bun and secured directly on top of the head to avoid hair being pulled during enforcement activities. This tactic requires the skill of an experienced hair technician.

A modification of the “Battle Bun” can be sliding it to the back of the head and adding braids along the sides to appear more girly or approachable

I wouldn’t even think of fighting that female cop. She’s rocking the Battle Bun, so you know she’s prepared to kick some ass.

by Turd Ferguson 5 October 16, 2022

Battle catster

Someone who plays battle cats to much

you have to stop being a battle catster

by flerpw7 May 20, 2022

Battle of the Bulge

When two girls get in a fight over a man, or dick.

Hey, Zach, look at that Battle of the Bulge over ther.

by CircumcisionByCombat April 4, 2022

battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.

Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!

by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021

Battle Hamster

A sex toy used mainly by males which battles its way into the rectum. Once there it causes a mixture of pleasure and pain for the rodent recipient.

I was shocked that my first time included a Battle Hamster, if the penis alone was not punishment enough; That Battle Hamster nearly ripped me to shreds.

by Rodent Features April 2, 2011

battle of apocalypt

The final battle between the living and the dead. The battle will take place from December 21 and 26, 2012. Clint Eastwood will be dead buy then, so he won't be on our side. i.e. We lose.

Anthony: *Shoots a democrat*
Randy: BLARGG! Save joor bullets for the battle of apocalypt!

by against randall March 22, 2007