On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.
Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"
by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024
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“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
by FreekNikk August 10, 2024
Get the National Eat Ass Day mug.Internation Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day is a yearly event held every year on the 17th of August.
1: "Dude, did you hear?"
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."
by MiqKir August 17, 2024
Get the International Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day mug.Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY
may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY
may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust
by imunknownbitchduhh May 4, 2025
Get the May 5-8 grab ass day mug.Hey tomorrow is may 4th, did you know that you are supposed to grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may, or better known as “National Grab Ass Day”.
by spainsh April 30, 2024
Get the National Grab Ass Day mug.Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.
by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024
Get the Smack the homies ass day mug.National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27
by Eat jaylen pp March 26, 2024
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