November 1st

THE baby’s birthday

Someone: what’s so important about November 1st?
Someone else: It’s THE baby’s birthday.

by ~Jesus~ November 1, 2019

November 1st

National start putting up Christmas stuff and just skip Thanksgiving (except you still get the food)

Me: its november 1st
My family: 🎄🎅🎁🎄

by Potato327 November 1, 2019

November 1st

national roll in a ball and cry on the floor like shane dawson because you thought no one would buy your palette but you were conspir-wrong day

shane a month ago: i’m fucking scared that i’m gonna work so hard on this palette and then no one is even gonna care
jeffree on November 1st: the website CRASHED and shane is in a ball crying on the floor

by thedogketchup November 1, 2019

November 1st

Hey it’s November first that means you have to ask out your crush

“Hey it’s November 1st”
“And?”
“You have to ask out your crush

by written definitions November 1, 2019

November 1st

Slap your short friend day

Tall person: it’s November 1st!
Short person: ?-?
Tall person: -slaps-

by Idk tbh :) November 1, 2019

November 1st

National No-Nut Day. Hey, only slackers are gonna nut on the first day of NNN. Why not make a holiday out of it.

"It's November 1st. You know what that means. Let the balls be blue."

by dan_z_galliwag November 1, 2019

January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019