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Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019
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Blue Beered

The act of inviting someone to drink. Soon as the beer pops you shut them out and give no fucks. The other drinker is left alone and depressed.
Ray blue beered me yesterday when he offered a beer then put on his beats.
by Pinksocker187 May 28, 2018
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Blue Boots

Badge of honor bestowed upon someone that has had sex in a Porta Potty.
They hooked up in a Coachella Porta Potty during Beyoncé. They may have missed the Destiny’s Child Reunion but they earned their Blue Boots.
by Yeti Mn June 3, 2018
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blue collar lax

A word to describe and differentiate types of lacrosse.

White Collar Lacrosse (WCL) is the type of lacrosse player or team that gives lacrosse its stereotypes, the rich white boy game for kids that do not like to physically challenge themselves.

Blue Collar Lacrosse (BCL) is the type of Lacrosse that is played by kids, people, and atheletes who aren’t afraid of getting hurt, not affraid of getting dirty or hurting others to display a good, hard faught game.
“Careful, CHS plays Blue Collar Lax, their defense are killers.”

Hard-working lacrosse players, usually from a less funded program.
by proncegonge June 3, 2018
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Pushy blues

Man, I’ve got a dump on deck. I’ve got the pushy blues!
by Jmaktheknife June 6, 2018
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Swaybacked blue veined throbber

A throbbing and painfully erect penis throbbererection
Mindy is such a cock-tease. I went out with her last night and came home with a swaybacked blue veined throbber
by Elvis Wept June 10, 2018
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