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street meat

When you bang someone in your car
Last night I had a one night stand. He drove up, parked on the street and I got into his car. I bent over between the car seats as he banged me... Now that's tasty street meat after the bar
by TreekoMietto May 31, 2025
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Meat puzzle

(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.

Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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fresh meat

your secret plans to achieve success
I’ve got some fresh meat 🥩🍖 lined up and I’m not gonna let you spoil it not this time!
by Charles Sea Container November 21, 2023
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the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.
A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight
by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023
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Meat Wrinkles

An ass so fat that the skin itself can’t hold all of it forming juicy ass wrinkles on the surface
Damn Heaven ass so fat , the meat wrinkles showing through the jeans
by Lankfvrd November 22, 2023
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Meat Provider

Slang for those of the male species. Used as a derogatory term by females for men they only see as a piece of meat.
My main man was out of town, so I snuck off to see my other meat provider.
by swag420000 November 23, 2023
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