Pro-Green Cyber-Nihilism

A variant that synthesizes green anarchism's ecological focus with cyber-nihilism's technological accelerationism, arguing that the only way to truly "save" the planet is to accelerate its transformation into a form that cannot be exploited by human hierarchies. Pro-Green Cyber-Nihilism supports rewilding, ecosystem restoration, and biodiversity protection—not as ends in themselves, but as ways of creating a world too complex, too autonomous, too wild for civilization to control. Technology is used to defend and expand wildness: drones to monitor poachers, networks to coordinate restoration, synthetic biology to resurrect extinct species. The goal is a planet that is so thoroughly wild, so technologically enhanced, so ecologically complex that no system of domination could ever tame it again.

Pro-Green Cyber-Nihilism Example: "They used CRISPR to restore genetic diversity to nearly extinct species, then released them into protected corridors monitored by AI-driven camera networks. 'This is pro-green cyber-nihilism,' the project lead said. 'We're not saving these animals for people to feel good. We're building a world so complicated, so interconnected, so wild that no government, no corporation, no hierarchy could ever control it again. The green future is a future too complex to dominate.'"

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 19, 2026

Green Ween

Green Ween
(n.) The act of dropping a shot of butterscotch schnapps into a pint of Guinness. The sweet, buttery warmth of the schnapps cuts through the thick, roasted bitterness of the stout in a way that has no right to work as well as it does. Named by someone who was either a genius or already four pints deep — possibly both.

"Bartender looked at me like I was insane, but after his first Green Ween he made three more."
"I came in for one Green Ween and woke up knowing the first names of everyone in the bar."

by RegalGreen February 22, 2026