I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018

Thought Pirate

When a colleague coopts your ideas as their own for purposes of demonstrating their own value, intelligence, or worth. The opposite of “Thought Leader”

Bill just talked about all the ideas I shared with him in our meeting as if they were his. Total Thought Pirate.

by carpitect October 16, 2018

Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.

Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.

by Ianrayc March 14, 2019

Tv Thought

Thinking outside the box,, as in a tv. Don’t conform to society’s drafted thoughts,, thinking creates thoughts, and thoughts outside the box are tv thoughts.

Bubblegum must’ve been a tv thought.
Tv thoughts are what drives this economy forward.

by Naturerules July 28, 2018

Benzenous Thought

A thought that circles back on itself in a never ending infinite loop like a snake eating it's own tail, but leads the thinker to epiphanies, like when Kekule discovered the shape of the Benzene ring.

The chicken or the egg which came first, contemplation of this benzenous thought led the Buddha to moksha

by MM007 September 3, 2018

frog thoughts

When you have a thought so odd that it makes you seem frogish

Last night, I had frog thoughts that the world will end soon

by Vest23 May 16, 2018

Thought Said

Responding to an issue or question in your mind, not verbally

Question. Do you mind covering my shift ?
Response. Sure ...then thought said...I have no plans other than accommodating your life.

by Sperson May 23, 2018