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Known for still going to have screen time limits imposed by parents until college graduation, people known with this slang term "students" typically have to study harder* to eventually experience their screen time limits being revoked by their parents. They usually still live with their parents whilst in college; they also have once had delayed pubertal stage (which as a bonus, also makes them look as young as secondary students for longer periods of time). But at least, they have higher "drive" to study college textbooks in order to eventually be able to graduate* from college.

*compared to their peers with on-time pubertal stage
As a 'student', I still have to deal with my parents' screen time limits, but at least I can hit the books harder and enjoy looking younger than my peers for a bit longer!
by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025
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Female students

HOOOOOOO, MAN! That is besides the fucking point, isn't it? And I still don't believe you're not doing that cynically to get out of not fucking a retard instead of me.
Hym "Ok, female students... Do you have something you would like to tell me that I might want to know? ANYTHING AT ALL... That I would want to know? Cus my thing is getting co-opted and you're not fucking supposed to be letting people impersonate me and you're letting both happen. You should have learned the importance of contracts and not violating them. So let's here it: DO you have anything you want to tell me... Now?"
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
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Sherin (Student)

A specific person (this defenition only aplies to students) who is pretty nice but is most of the time super annoying, she likes taking pictures of others to make fun of them, but she also helps people come to together with their crushes. Sherin is most of the time found in hanging out with her friends, she likes annoying people whose name start with F, Y, A and any other letter in the alphabet.
“Gosh, I hate Fabian, Yan and Aaron and everyone else”
-Sherin (Student)
by The hacker guy from 8b November 23, 2021
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IED student

An incredibly stressed human being.

You can instantly recognize a IED student either by the beloved Burton’s backpack they always carry or by the huge bags under their sad and tired eyes (due to the lack of sleep cause by a late project or an infinite render).
IED students live in an eternal paradox: whenever they’re late, teachers arrive on time, and whenever they’re early, teacher arrive late or not at all.
Kid: Mom why are those people over there banging their heads on the wall???

Mom: Oh sweetheart, those are just IED students that just remembered they need a B2 certificate to actually make it out of IED 🥰
by very.tired.ied.student November 23, 2021
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Find the smartest students

Genius slave-trade... That's his plan. And half the country doesn't believe in "Genius" so... It's just Genius slave-trade.
Hym "Ok, so Jordan Peterson's plan to find the smartest students... Is just slavery. Like, you find people from all round the world... And then sell them to a business owner... For a nominal fee (in the form of his bullshit course)... That's slavery. HE DIDN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA STEP! I JUST SLAVERY JORDAN! It's just selling geniuses to business owners! Except instead of black people it's geniuses! Genius slave-trade! You see how he doesn't actually give a shit about the supernatural parts right? That has always been the plan for him. That is ALWAYS what he has been defending. The slavery and the incest."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
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Students

Don't have to pay.
Hym "Obviously. Students don't have to pay. But the rest of you better run them wallets... I didn't masterbate yet... If you were wondering. That's not what I've been doing... I will though... Eventually... Still alive too..."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2024
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F Student

The F students are inventors, they are so f*cking creative that they couldn't sit in class, they couldn't listen because whatever people we're trying to put in their head-- they knew it was f*cking bullshit.
"yea i know that guy hes a F student, he has a bright future"
by fstudentsruletheworld May 8, 2025
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