snatch mallet

Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.

Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"

Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"

by aesgator June 19, 2008

snatch-weed

Marijuana that has been smuggled by hiding it in females vaginas.

That snatch-weed was stuffed into a bearded oyster before the border.

by alphasynaptic December 9, 2008

porkypine snatch

The epitome of a promiscuous southern belle.

If that-thar girl had as many dicks stickin' out of her as she had stuck in her, she'd have her a porkypine snatch!

by Phorrist Dumbp September 27, 2018

hand snatch

Another way of saying that you just got some hand pussy.

Hey man....... I'm going to get some hand snatch off that hot bitch on 35th Ave tonight. Then I'm going to gape her hole.

by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020

snatch snacker

slang for a Lesbian

a person who enjoys performing cunnilingus

Dude! She looks like a snatch snacker to me!

by Myster E September 14, 2003

pokemon snatch

When a female thinks STD's are like pokemon... "Gotta catch em all"

EWWW! Don't have sex with Beth, she got a pokemon snatch!

by itsjustme8d9 March 20, 2011

Snatch Fairy

A pathetic individual who magically appears in a girls bedroom late night (usually after being drunk dialed by the female). He proceeds to eat box like it was his last meal at Golden Corral. These men are too nice to ask for the favor to be reciprocated and, at best, are left with traces of premature ejaculation on their boxers.

Tripp: How was your night Andy?

Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.

Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.

by GastoniaClamSlammer December 10, 2010