Titty scissor

When you pinch your nipple with your elbow.

Hey bro, have you titty scissored your girlfriend yet?

by BigMacBaconator October 3, 2019

The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019

scissor hair

the haircut from that one Panic! photo shoot that Ryan Ross was holding scissors

the scissor hair was the best hair

by beexneedle May 31, 2018

Scissors

An object that splits up.

Scissors beats paper.

by alpaka fbi open up spies April 21, 2020

School scissors

What Katie Hand uses to cut her pubes.

Don’t smell them school scissors. Katie’s had them

by Fax only November 13, 2020

school scissors

What Katie Hand uses to cut her pubes

Don’t smell them school scissors Katie Hands had them.

by Fax only November 13, 2020

scissors

When you are incapable of being a regular human so you half do peace signs and half do finger guns and end up throwing scissors instead.

J: Are you mentally unstable?
L: Just a tad *scissors*

by LollyLeggins August 15, 2020