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ROI Boi

Pronounced "Roy Boy", used pejoratively for young MBA graduates who think they know everything about the world of business but is out of touch and out of their depth. Typically uses business jargon like ROI (Return on Investment) to give impression of knowledgeability.
Did you see that intern Michael just told the CEO that he should focus on the customer, he's such a ROI boi.
by anonymous November 21, 2025
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Uncle Roy Challenge

The uncle roy challenge is trying to kill yourself and living
“ Hey i challenge you to the uncle roy challenge
by Laserfocis December 2, 2025
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ZERO ROI

A condition where an individual applies correct, validated, and high-effort methods to gain visibility, traction, or measurable outcomes yet receives little to no return. The failure is not due to skill, strategy, or execution, but external variables that suppress reception, engagement, or uptake. It applies to creators, professionals, or anyone pursuing a goal while getting results far below what the methodology reliably produces for others.

ZERO ROI was Coined by Researcher Zajey after Documenting how Despite replicating Variable of others, his outcome Didn't evolve or change, so he became doing a series of analysis, studies and experiment and thus came up with the Term of ZERO ROI after the results came back the same each time where he performs things on par if not better but outcome remains Nill.

whereas another subject performs same action but the outcome is NOT nill.

This can apply to anything from Business, sports, Gaming to Relationship and everything in life.
"He's suffering from ZERO ROI"
by Zajey December 4, 2025
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Roye

Roye is the GOAT
Person 1: Did you hear about Roye?
Person 2: Yeah, he is the GOAT!
by Smith2822 December 7, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Roy "Rolls Royce" Demeo:,'''", The Last Juvenile Release *Rolls dice*
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025
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BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks

When you have to memorize resistor color codes...
A: Shit, I forgot the color value table of resistors.
B: Remember, BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks
by nigeshvar June 15, 2024
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ROI

ROI (Racist on Impact): adjective

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe an inanimate object that humorously appears to cause a socially awkward or prejudiced incident upon contact or arrival. Often used in a satirical context to highlight the absurdity of attributing human characteristics or social issues to non-sentient objects.
Example: "When the billboard fell and only damaged the restaurant with the minority owner's name, it was jokingly described as an ROI event – Racist on Impact."
by bobshurm June 30, 2024
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