Mexican Popsicle

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis

“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”

by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021

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Let's blow this popsicle stand

It's origin is said to come from a man trying to mind control people by putting radioactive material in his popsicles and the story continues, but the source "Evil minds of the 1900's" is actually not verified, you can google it if you want, so this story is very likely to be false. For full story read the definition by "Not Zane".

Let's blow this popsicle stand means to leave a place.

"I'm bored, let's blow this popsicle stand."

by nzeu June 9, 2023

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Ozark Popsicle

When a woman inserts an adult toy into her lady parts and then licks off the residue

I watched a stripper eat an Ozark Popsicle!

by Captain Espresso March 10, 2023

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Clam Chowder popsicle

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, then adds water. She closes her legs turning it into clam chowder and releases the content into a condom. Freezes it and once frozen she uses it in her rectum while the man re-enters in her vagina.

Hey Jessica, did you hear what happened to Stephanie. She did the clam chowder popsicle with Charles last night. OMG

by WEEZERBEANS March 19, 2023

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Fart popsicle

When you work for a place that doesn't put in orders and all the people who work there are terrible and you really wanna call them something worse but this is the best thing you can think of.

I asked them to put the order in but they was being a fart popsicle and forgot

by Mermaidtears94 June 12, 2024

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