Suck Points

The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.

My girlfriend was a total bitch today, threw out my weed. I got 100 suck points on that one.

by leafenway October 20, 2012

shitting point

The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.

It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.

by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013

Relationship Points

aka Relay Points

a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.

Girlfriend: Wow when was the last time you've done something like that for me?

Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?

by JooceyFr00t November 29, 2011

Nerd Points

the distribution of points to those who achieve sublime nerdiness in thought, speech or action.

heidi: The depiction of the Saraceans in the Song of Roland reveals the Christian bias of the poet within his anti-Islamic society.

all: NERD POINTS!!!

by wss2011 June 30, 2011

Griddy Points

Griddy points are ohianese points that are used when u watch kai cenat and learn his skibidi rizz.
When you rizz a baddie Ishowspeed and Kai cenat award you griddy points

Did you know i have skibidi rizz

Baddie : Omg i want u

Kai cenat - Here are 5 griddy points

by dfhjdksldkjchb November 8, 2023

Blowie Point

When you take a man atop a mountain and blow him

You should should take josh to Blowie Point

by PhuckmerayBradbury December 24, 2020

Gay to the point

When something is straight to the point but absolutely nothing is straight about it
(aka gayforward)

Zephyr: imagine getting pinned to the wall by the opposite sex-
Angel:wow.. that is very straight to the point
Zephyr: :)
Angel: no you’re right it’s gay to the point-

by MrZeph_ November 16, 2020