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Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
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Noodles and ramen

Something you eat when you have nothing else to eat and your mum wont make you anything
Kid: hey mom, can I have a hamburger?
Mom: im tired go make some Noodles and ramen.
Kid: ok
by aswdfzxcbhgtyyn go baaaaaaaaaa February 13, 2021
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Noodle Flip

Combining: Weed, LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, Ketamine, Nitrous, and DMT. Preferably in that order, aligning the peaks of everything, and combining a Nos Balloon with a Breakthrough DMT hit.
Probably your Mother: Oi you little cunt, you want to Noodle Flip tonight?

Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!
by therealpotnoodle May 28, 2021
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Fladoodle Noodle

Relatively close to the Dirty Sanchez the Fladoodle Noodle is when you are getting fucked while eating any type of noodles.
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by MynameisDalton October 19, 2010
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noodle rubber

Another slang term for lesbian, gay, LGBTQ, or anyone you hate.
I was sitting in a restaurant and i saw 2 ladies in birkenstocks and flannel shirts and thought to myself, them some Noodle Rubbers.
by UnlovelyTomb June 30, 2017
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cyborg noodle

Cyborg Noodle is a cyborgs of Gorillaz band member Noodle Cyborg Noodle is also really fucking hot
by Stupotstuff April 19, 2017
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Noodle Buttcheek

The divine art of making noodles and then yeeting them down the buttcheeks, and absolutely blasting that ass apart.
"And as she lay there bare not worse for wear, he assaulted her cheeks with his noodle beaks and that gave her a scare." - WTA23 aka Noodle Buttcheek Connoisseur
by Kiendra January 16, 2021
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