Noah is awesome
by GUCCIFLIPFloppitypop September 23, 2019
Get the Noah mug.That fat ass kid in your class that is a huge snitch and a real asshole. He is super jealous and is definitely going to pick on you if your better than him in anyway which most people are. He is EXTREMELY immature and makes perverted jokes all the time that are disgusting. He is super horny and watches porn as much as possible. He will never get a girl cuz he is super disgusting and FUGLY. Noah also has the SMALLEST dick on earth not even bacteria can live on his dick it's so small. He is a REAL assclown. Noah will do ANYTHING and I MEAN ANYTHING for anything edible. Noah is a real pussy and can't fight for shit he also cries a lot to stupid shit. Simply he is a true ANIMALISTIC ALIEN SHIT HEAD. P.S If Noah ever reads this he will cry until earth's sea level has risen a KILOMETRE.
by Y'ALL FATASS KNOW IM RIGHT May 17, 2018
Get the Noah mug.Noah's can be girls. Girls that are Noah's are funny and athletic. They can also be lazy but when they try their hardest at something that achieve it. Noah's also fall hard. No not literally. When a Noah says she likes you or even gives you a smile(which is rarely done) then you must be special to her. Don't take Noah for granted. She'll be there for you and she always keeps it real regardless of the situation. Noah has probably been hurt in her life and has attachment issues. She's been through things that you haven't experienced before. She'll flirt a little but if she does then take the hint(she's giving it for a reason). Don't let Noah walk out your life and don't try to walk out hers. Ask her why she acts the way she acts and does things the way she does them before you judge her because she's been through hell to get where she's at. She knows what collage she's going to and why because she plans for the future. She has fallback plans just in case she can't achieve her goals. Just remember Noah is worth it. Noah is worth putting up with the attitude and she jokes because she'll be there waiting for you when you need her the most.
Girl¹:My name is Erin
Girl²:Yep, and I'm Noah
Guy: Those are guy names
Girl²:Welp, they're unisex names now.
Girl¹: They're not boy names if we're girls and we have them.
Girl²:Yep, and I'm Noah
Guy: Those are guy names
Girl²:Welp, they're unisex names now.
Girl¹: They're not boy names if we're girls and we have them.
by Defintins April 21, 2018
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'noah is a real cunt'
by Honestlyys April 6, 2020
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Me:Noah u trying 2 pull up and fuck some niggas up
Noah:nah my grandmother funeral today
Me:ok
Noah: Caught on the snap at a kennedy fried chicken
Noah:nah my grandmother funeral today
Me:ok
Noah: Caught on the snap at a kennedy fried chicken
by Noahpussy February 12, 2020
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Get the Noah mug.1. Noah just fell for an egirl in lego city HEY!! build the furry patrol and burn the heretic! New Noah patrol from LEGO city
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