mug books

that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter's new boyfriend/background check

hilton mother "Make Paris find a new fuckfriend, this one's a criminal."
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"

by bzurm June 18, 2012

Mug-a-tron

someone who is incredibly ugly. Wayyy past fugly.

Dude: Woah look at that pimple face over there

Dude2: Ew, what a mug-a-tron

Girl: OMG i don't have makeup on today, i feel like a mug-a-tron.

by YaGirl987 March 10, 2011

Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.

I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.

by Apec June 28, 2011

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fr on a mug

To emphasize the importance of something

Master: You're gay
Me: Fr on a mug yessir

by fr on a mug123 December 12, 2020

mug the cup

Mug the cup, A mug/cup used by people who speak alecinese or leclecnese.

amola: aleci wanna lag robloccity with mug the cup

aleci:eys

aleci starts spamming cups on ground and whole server starts getting lag spikes.

by amola November 10, 2020

mug the cup

Mug the cup, A mug/cup used by people who speak alecinese or leclecnese.

amola: aleci wanna lag robloccity with mug the cup

aleci:eys

aleci starts spamming cups on ground and whole server starts getting lag spikes.

by amola November 10, 2020