minge muffin

When somebody is being an arsehole and they need to get a life

You're such a minge muffin Brian!!!

by Johnny2560 August 18, 2017

Minge Monkey

The vagina of a black woman.

Woah, I got some real good minge monkey last night!

by MrCadwell June 8, 2018

Ming Feng

A fucking fatass ugly bastard that can't do any physical activities.

Imagine being a Ming Feng...

by duckling_soul6969 April 7, 2019

Minge Murderer

A sexual act during a women’s period. Insertion of a penis into a vagina while said vagina has the decorators in.

Woah Dave!! You Minge Murderer. I can’t believe she let you in during her period.

by soviiet December 2, 2019

Free-minging

When a woman gets around with no underwear on. Going commando.

Person A. Jenny was wearing no nickers.

Person B. Oh she was free-minging.

by Big Quercus December 23, 2019

Ming Bling

A type of jewelry only worn by the rare species of Ming. Big sparkly jewelry in the shape of a M representing the name Ming. Ming can be found in the wild jungles of Chars backyard.

Look there is a Ming in my backyard! He’s wearing some Ming Bling!

by GotMing? October 3, 2017

minge mold

The female Equivalent of Knob cheese.

Urgh, don;t you ever wash after sex? You got serious Minge mold down there!

by The Buggermint Brady Compnay March 29, 2017