performance management

Performance management is the supervision and oversight of employees, departments, and organizations with the objective of seeing that milestones and objectives are reached in an efficient and effective manner.

We've implemented performance management in the call center by setting goals and KPI's for each team member which will be reviewed as part of their appraisal process.

by SirCarboy January 16, 2019

Incident Management

The managerial style where you switch your entire company direction based on a single incident

This company went bankrupt cause upper management was working on an incident management bases.

by SaigonTim August 13, 2018

Assistant Manager Syndrome

When the assistant manager is more strict or micromanages more than the actual manager as a way to try to prove their worth to corporate. This behavior usually indicates someone being after the store manager position. People with Assistant Manager Syndrome are often condescending due to a distrust in you to execute your job responsibilities properly.

Assistant Manager Syndrome is most prominent after company-wide manager meetings, and the strictness and micromanaging typically retreats to normal levels within a month after these events.

"I've been walking around the sales floor all day and haven't gotten any actual work done."

"Assistant Manager has Assistant Manager Syndrome, it's better to look busy than be busy until it dies down."

by Leppalimes August 20, 2018

Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth

"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"

by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019

Time management

A well timed quickie between other activities.

I've been working 16 hours a day, but thanks to tinder and time management I got laid every day this week.

by Urbancorgis June 9, 2018

Yard Manager

Large dumpy fat fellow,bald in hi Viz clothing wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

have you seen the yard manager? oh you mean the Large dumpy fat fellow, bald in hi Viz clothing who wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

by Meatypt February 3, 2023

Managitis

Managitis is a condition that effects members of an organization in management positions. Managitis can also effect members of the organization when they percieve themselves to be managers or when others unofficially deem them managers.

Symptoms of managitis include: Poor and uninvolved leadership, a complete unwillingness to take out the trash, sweep the floor, lift anything heavy, use any kind of tool or equipment beyond pencils and computers. Managitis sufferers instead issue commands, hold clipboards, and point at things.

Not to be confused with meningitis.

Ever since Robert got that promotion to store manager, all he does is tell other people to do things, hold a clipboard, and walk around staring at people. It's a classic case of managitis.

by Worker Man 2000 February 19, 2023