Jan 22nd

National f*ck your bestfriend day. Ever liked them but too scared to ask them? Well here’s your chance ;)

Friend: guess what day it is?
Scary friend: Jan 22nd ?
Friend: yeah but-
Scary friend: no.

by Barkbakrbakrbakr January 22, 2021

Jan 29th

Slap you're besties the hole day

on jan 29th i slapped my bestie

by JustJessii January 28, 2021

Jan

A person that is considered to be cool, intelligent and handsome.

Your very jan. She is very jan. He is very jan.

by JLMJ2468 January 31, 2021

Jan Begović

Branimir

Jan Begović je glumio Branimira u Horvatovima

by Begić March 2, 2021

Jan 7

On January 7 the wishing children are born. Near 10:00pm many children were born in the Generation Z and 40% of them miraculously predicted/wished/sighted the future of present without actually being within the perimeter of the event. Research has been found that apparently 7 was a lucky number in many countries and religious beliefs.

Jan 7 / January 7, from 1997-2012 40% of children are wishing children.

by Illuminating April 6, 2021

Jan Syndrome

The Jan syndrome also known as no eyebrows bitch is the lack of eyebrows or facial hair; and partakes in the consumption of guinea pigs also known as cuy. Also, suffers from the deadly Ruth-less virus.

Good thing I don’t have the Jan syndrome because I’m not a bitch.

by PanchoK May 3, 2021

Jan Dayman

A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.

Lizard Man 1: Yo what’s that smell?

Lizard Man 2: Oh that’s just Jan Dayman, don’t worry about him.

by Venus_Fox July 13, 2022