goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 25, 2011

sitting glove

The act of placing ones penis under the ass of the person sotting

I gave your mom a sitting glove last night

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.

Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.

by lmaiga October 1, 2011

Black Glove

A go-to man contracted to run errands or complete a task. A contracted personal assistant.

I hired a Black Glove to file those petitions with the court clerk.

by Tony Selmo November 6, 2023

Black Glove

A go-to man hired to do errands or complete a task. A contracted personal assistant.

I hired a Black Glove to file those petitions with the court clerk.

by Tony Selmo November 6, 2023

Philadelphian Boxing glove

The act of inserting your fish into someone’s anus, picking them up and punching someone else with the said person like they are a boxing love

Yo did you hear about Andre got into a fight with a bunch of people and the bar last night? He gave the little dude a Philadelphian boxing glove and beat the hell out of the 4 other guys with him. Poor little man walked like a bow legged cowboy out the bar

by Reddawn2036 January 13, 2024

Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.

We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).

by DJTruth December 10, 2022