Eva Maria

She left looking for sun on the beach :(

Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner

by IFuckingHateEve December 5, 2023

Eva

Eva is a beautiful, strong, intelligent, independent woman. Usually a Scorpio, an Eva is someone who will take care of everyone around them, even if they should be taking care of themselves instead. An Eva is also the kinkiest woman you’ll ever find. If you find an Eva, never let them go. Don’t fuck her over, she will come back with a vengeance.

Girl 1: Did you hear about what they did to Eva?
Girl 2: Yeah, Eva didn’t deserve that.

Girl 1: They say she started crying. Then redacted him

Girl 2: That’s so Evacore

by Thekking2702 December 9, 2023

Eva

Hot just Hot. Sometimes Gay and beautiful

EVA'S HOT

by IsimpforEva. July 3, 2023

Eva and Oliver

Literal cutest couple ever

Eva and Oliver are perfect together.

by Jeff 113421 July 18, 2023

Eva

STAY AWAY FROM A GIRL NAMED EVA PLS. THEY CAN NOT BE TRUSTED

#evahateclub

"omfg yeah i have a new bsf called Eva"
"Bitch drop her rn, never trust an Eva"

by an absolute slaggg July 23, 2023

Eva

an amazing person who went thru some rough shit in the past. her eyes and hair are dark brown and her figure is thin.
also she's very gay
staring at girls and all that shit
and has a major crush on her best friend

"There goes Eva!"
"...isn't she gay?"

by aiko f. September 6, 2023

Eva

What is an Eva. Evas are almost pocket sized, red headed homosapiens with gorgeous blue and green eyes. Eva has alot going on her life that you may not know about so you should always ensure they are comfortable and smiling. Make Eva smile with a Starbucks that she won't be able to finish and a chocolate filled donut half the size of her head. Eva has a new passion for ice skating and is very committed. Eva will rarely read but enjoys a good romance book 🙈 always be proud and kind to Eva, they treat you how they feel treated. Eva is always trying their best. Dont let them give up on anything... ever.

"I went to the florist the other day and the owner was gorgeous-"

"Yeah! Thats Eva- shes adorable"

by achoo256 September 15, 2023